Disclaimer: The following message does not apply to a majority of the people who are probably going to view this page. The people referenced know beyond a shadow of a doubt who they are, so chances are, if you don't think it's you, it's not.
Oh yeah, for you people that specifically decided to desert me in my time of great grief when I needed you most (you know who you are), all I can say is STICK IT!!! I hope to be able to repay the favor for you sometime. Really, I do.